Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
