Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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