she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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