Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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