hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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