friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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