What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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