i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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