butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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