Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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