Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We got so high we made milksteak
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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