At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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