is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
is it fun? or sober?
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