Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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