Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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