I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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