The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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