What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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