Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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