CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.