I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them