don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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