we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i believe in u and ur pee
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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