is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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