have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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