Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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