where am i from again
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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