yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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