it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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