I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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