I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
ok first of all what the fuck
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