hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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