i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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