I didn't shave. On purpose
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
operation harelip BJ is a go
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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