Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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