I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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