Already got asked if we're dating
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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