Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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