Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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