I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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