Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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