it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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