This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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