Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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