giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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