you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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