420 ftw
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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