But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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