How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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