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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How was your Memorial Day?

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  Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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  I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.

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