In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
now i know why i became what i already was.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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