do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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