god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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