The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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