So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
