their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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