Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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